Why is Ryan Gosling such a babe? I just saw The Ides of March. I liked it, I do think it was a bit too Hollywood for a political film, but this post is about Ryan Gosling and what he has that makes him so goddamn irresistible. And fine, maybe I’ve been on a bit of a Ryan film screening spree… Drive, Crazy, Stupid, Love, Blue Valentine, The Notebook (for the first time)… Grammatically, that looks aboslutely horrific, sorry. But, there is just Something so alluring about him. I haven’t been able to fully place it— have you? I am gonna try though.
The wrench in all of this is the underlying fact that he really isn’t that hot. I can name a slew of more attractive guys. His hair doesn’t always look that great, nor am I a big fan of too much facial hair. Scruff is good, but I’m not that into that Dumbledore look. And, there are times when he actually looks bad. I mean, come on Ry, as a sex god you can’t have bad days. Who do you think you are- Ryan Gosling or something?
Sorry, that was so dim witted.
But more to the point, he just exudes this ’ I Really Don’t Give a Fuck ’ attitude. He clearly sees through the veneer of Hollywood and just goes with it. I’d say he’s pretty confident, but not overly confident. You know, just the perfect amount of sexy confidence. Does this make any sense? Am I completely insane? Probability: Quite high being yes.
I mean he obviously knows he’s one of the beautiful people. The way he just stares ominously into the camera— like, what is he possibly thinking? “So, girls, how badly do you want me?” (It’s so brutal… his sassy stare- it’s the epitome of wanting what you’re pretty sure you’ll never be able to even touch. Forget about him not texting you back). Anyone that can be such a sassafrass knows they can and will get away with it.
Let’s also comment on the way he speaks. I don’t care if it’s not authentic or whatever. Pure sex. Basically. Sorry for not being sorry for being inappropriate. I guess I have an R-rated blog. #cool?
My roommate told me he takes ballet lessons. #SwoonSesh. What is it with girls loving when guys take dance and cooking classes? Is this some type of subconscious yearning for a role reversal of our socially conditioned knowledge that it is only the girls who cook and dance?
I’ve done a bit of Google searching for this post (#TooLegitToQuit). On Ellen he gave everyone footie pajamas. And, yes, he wore them, and, yes, he wore the hood, and yes, he looked adorable.
Apparently the craziest, stupidest thing he’s done for love cannot be told on camera. Le sigh. Imagine a grand gesture performed by Ryan Gosling. The betch probably denied him too.
Also, he dated Blake Lively and I didn’t know this? I do believe Blake Lively to be one of the most beautiful people alive- inside and out. But, I must live in a box…As I was not privvy to their fling. And to think I live in LA…
And, have you seen the MTV award for Best Kiss re-play on YouTube? Oh. My. God. You HAVE to see it. I absolutely melt. I swoon. I want to die. It makes me actually believe in true love. I came across a quote from him, that, plainly put, he said his love story with Rachel was more romantic then the Notebook. OH MY GOD STOP. Like, just stop. It actually kills me.
The one thing I do not get is the whole Eva Mendes thing… I mean, rehab? Honestly? Just get over yourself already. You’re not even that hot… Whoops. And what’s with him taking all his girls to Disneyland… Not like I’d complain or anything, I just sense a trend.
Rumor has it he may want to quit acting. I think he needs to have one incredibly amazing movie. A movie bordering on Titanic status. Then, and only then can he quit.
I need a new Dirty Dancing When Harry Met Sally type of movie. You know them. When “the one” leaves you and you find yourself solemn and alone in this world sending drunk texts you know you never should send whilst Taylor Swift is blaring in your room and you haven’t eaten in about a week and your only one true comfort is That One Movie you always turn to.
I guess the Notebook could be it. But, I’m not a big Rachel McAdams fan, so it’s not gonna work for me.
What do y’all think?- kml